my personal favourite:
Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall in which you were leaning against. Of course, then you’d be providing some jackass with a wall in which to lean against to reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I- know, here it’s a conundrum but don’t you worry about it. I’ll tackle that one right upstairs. In the meatime, you could at least pretend to be doing some work and right about now, even though you don’t have your basket… aw- it’s just a terrific time for you to skip away, Shirley. Skip away. Skip away. Go on, skip away. Skip skip skip to my loo, woo-hoo!
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)