@Colonel re: Penis Lollies
That made me remember last years Dickensian Festival in Ulverston, Cumbria.

There was a young ish couple with a four or five year old kid dressed as a pirate.

But instead of a plastic sword, they'd decorated a two foot long, black, rotating dildo.

The kid was running around waving it in peoples faces while they kept dragging him back to where the local newspaper photographer was.

I am assuming they were hoping for a front page.

I don't know if I'm warped, but I thought they were geniuses. Although I fear the kid may have weird memories later in life.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 16:21, Reply)