Just been listening to that old Joan Osborne song, "One of us"
If there was a god, and he/she talked like Joe Pasquale, would that increase or decrease your religious devotion?

Frankly, if there is a god and he/she talks like Harry Hill, I might give the old religion thing a go.

EDIT: In the beginning there was nothing. Then God said "Mmmmmmmm! Chips!"
(GONEism, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:29, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I've always thought
that God would sound more or less like HAL 9000, only grumpier.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:56, Reply)

Stephen Hawking FTW
Either that or Twiki from Buck Rogers.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 23:22, Reply)

I'd vote for a god that sounds like HAL
"I don't think I can let you do that Lucifer..."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:17, Reply)