@MrtheGeordie
Meat puppet? La, sir, you say the nicest things!

@Kaol: Some good questions there, well-placed. I shall answer them herein:

1) If you could only eat one kind of meat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Pork, I think. Pork chops, spare ribs, sausages, bacon. Man, dat pig is one versatile beastie!

2) What would be your animal of choice to kill a nun with?

Kill a nun? Well, that presupposes that I am an atheist, which lucky for you I am. My choice of nomination for an animal to strike her down with would be an angered hippo. The setup would take some doing, though - I would require the nun to be on Safari, on a boat, wearing the scent Calvin Klein CKb (which everyone knows drives the hippo in to a lustful frenzy), and holding a sign that says "Hippos are teh wankerz." Shagged to death by an angry, sexy hippo? Perfect.

3) When was the last time you were terrified, and what happened?

That's a long story. Let's just say a combination of Absinthe, a Ghostwatch DVD, a bucket of fish and an industrial sized can of Doctor Pepper can really mess a man up.

Do I pass?

EDIT: CUNT! How do you like them apples, Bert? ;)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 10:10, Reply)