slow b3ta day?
has the fact that this week's QOTW is so dull made everyone stop procrastinating and get on with things they've been to do?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:29, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Well, it is dull
But I got 17 responses to my last post, which would...

Yeah, ok, maybe people are bored.
(GONEism, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Not me
I'm busy wanking in the fridge.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:32, Reply)

Burt
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
( Cawl, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:38, Reply)

Oh Kaol,

*blushes*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:46, Reply)

@al
I just did, you treacle cowboy.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)

We're psychic, al
I was pondering, 'do I call him a knob jockey, or a treacle cowboy...?'

We should, like, totally be BFFs for life.

EDIT is it just me, or does every thread on here eventually turn into our little gay thread? Not that I'm complaining, it's probably all my fault.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:53, Reply)

No!
Best Friends Forever, for life!

*pinkie promises*

Ahhh... I used to do that with my little girl.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)

The latter
I think she just realised that I'm a twat.

Hooray, it's homo-time! Bye!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)

Oh no, I wouldn't do that
I'll just chop the tops of her fingers off and force her to play in a tub of salt, then throw her across the room, breaking her back, then attach her to some electrodes and make her do the birdie song dance until she expires.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)