@ liveinabin
My nan once pushed £50 at me over the table in Debenhams' café in Cardiff and told me to join the gym with it. She now likes to ask me every time I even look at anything more fattening than celery "should you be having that, me dear?" and then starts on about "now you're going to be good and join the gym aren't you?" No, granny. Fuck off.

I spent the £50 on shoes just to annoy her :D

I get the feeling that if she starts on me on my birthday, Mr Maladicta will jump in there before I do, because he knows how badly I'm dreading it...
( Maladicta, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)