there is another way
Read in a journal from two pioneers trying to cross Australia circa 1800's.

First catch snake.
Skin snake (peel the skin off like a condom).
Eat snake raw (dont want to be wasting moisture by cooking it).
Piss into empty skin.
Insert end of snake skin into bum.
Invert bum skywards.
Pour piss from snake skin into bum.


I think it's better way than trying to piss into your own bum, and what could be more natural than having a dead snake filled with piss sticking out of your arse.

*thinks of new idea for porno-flik*

I sincereely hope I haven't disturbed anyones breakfast
(smells-like-victory-v's, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 10:48, Reply)