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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've never heard anything so sexy in my entire lifeNormally, because Pooflake's tiny love mushroom can't stay rigid for more than ten seconds, I have to satisfy my cavernous front bottom using a marrow and Ronnie Corbett's head.
So, you'll do, and don't worry, I've got marrows and pumpkins to spare.
Let's just make sure that Pooflake doesn't find out, his already poor self esteem, and total lack of any kind of masculinity whatsoever would destroy him if he ever found out.
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