Something terrible happened to me this morn
I talk/shout in my sleep which more often than not wakes me up.

Unfortunately this morning I was having a sex dream (hooray) and made an exceedingly loud noise thus waking me up.. And causing my father to run into the room demanding to know what was going on from a rather confused/sleepy/disorientated me.

What did I say to him?

'Ohhh.. I thought I was having sex..?!!?'

No wonder they favour my brother over me..
(i should have joined myspace, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 8:45, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
I'm awful with stuff like that in the mornings too.
You have my sympathy.
Although I'm still laughing at you :p
( Cawl, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:14, Reply)

You're lucky its a normal thing like sex
my wife tells me I woke her up blabbering on about why Windows 98 was better than XP in my sleep on friday night.

I'm such a nerd :(
( Peej, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 13:23, Reply)

A mate of mine
Has very vivid dreams.
He woke up next to his ex, convinced that she'd died, and was going to come back as a zombie.
So he grabbed a weighty object and stared at her for several minutes, before going back to sleep.

He's a bit special, haha!
( Cawl, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)

My ex
once woke me in the middle of the night, in terrified tears, because she had a dream that I had died in the night. So I was yanked from deep sleep my terrified fingers gripping my shoulder and a sobbing voice saying "Oh god wake up please wake up oh god..."

It was a couple of hours before we got back to sleep.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 15:20, Reply)