BOAT project
Well, since this BOAT shit I pooed out is still clinging on for dear life to my arse cheeks, why don't we all do something constructive with it?

This soon-to-be ultra cult was born through piggybacking on Off Topic. So continuing in that vein, I propose that the first BOAT Holiday will be...

December 25th.

That way all you need to do is change Christ to BOAT. No extra money to be spent, BOAT fully supports the erection of trees and decorations, and all Christmas songs can be easily edited.

Any BOATmas attempts/songs/cards/photos would be greatly appreciated by your fellow BOATists.
(GONEism, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:39, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shouldn't that be BOATans?
I consider myself to be BOATist, I'm against all things BOAT, in fact, I may be the Anti-BOAT.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Wouldn't that be
BOATophobe?

BOATans is too much like b3tans to me.
(GONEism, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)

Nope, I'm BOATist
In the same way that Barack Obama's hairdresser is racist.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)

Thats ok
Since the whole thing is entirely made up anyway I don't think anyone knows who anyone is. It's like an online chat board cult orgy in the dark.
(GONEism, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:04, Reply)

SEXEH
If I just stumble around, fully erect and throbbing, eventually I'll impale myself on somebody, and together we'll have a real BOAT time.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:07, Reply)

BOAT!
Lol!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)