Dear BGB, this is the closest you're goin to get in the pr0n dept..
DG is watching footie on t'picture wireless. (Don't ask me who's playing?)

As it's my b3taday, I rather thought he might have something for me..... nudge-nudge, wink-wink ;o)

So, I just went in to the living room and asked him straight (I'm used to working with autistic kids, hence minimal language)

"Footie or shag?"

With ne'er a blink o' the eye he replied, "Both!"

*shakes head*

I don't know. Some folk these days want jam on both sides. PFFT.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 22:42, Reply)