Wish I'd thought of this earlier
So one day, my QOTW friends decided they were going to spend the day tripping. Wasn't really my kind of thing, though it's usually a good spectator's sport.

Around midday, I refreshed the board. The browser came open a crack and BGB's face appeared.

"We found a troll!", she whispered seductively, her spandex glistening in the winter sun.

She took me through the pensive house to the kitchen, where a small, subdued /Talker sat gently dribbling down his neon red "I'm with Stupid--->" t-shirt.

I took him by the hand, telling him it was ok, that I was a friend, and led him back to the park toilets, stopping a safe distance back to watch him gleefully run to his friends.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:55, Reply)