Seeing as it's QOTW I'll start with the time I knocked out Mr. T when I was six years old whilst having sex with three page 3 girls that was real and everything.
Plus I can't drink tea as I'm LOLMENTAL and require LOLMENTAL DRUGS to keep SANITY whilst at home with my three kids and Jeremy Kyle on the TV.
When I'm not at work, working as a server operative, or a sergeant in the army.
The bestest army ever.


Oh yeah, and I'm a girl.
With robot arms.


[A witty story about sex I never had, or the time I kissed another girl for attention that I'm going to get from a man in an anorak, whilst sitting indoors. In Sudbury.]
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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:21, Reply)