I never watched LoG.
*hides*
*calls from hiding place*

Three men are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The chief cannibal told the three men 'if you can pass 2 tests, then you can leave. But if you fail either of the tests, my tribe shall eat you.' So for the first test, the 3 men have to go and get 10 of any kind of fruit or vegetable. The first man brings ten apples and the cannibal chief tells him ' For the second test, you must shove all those apples up your anus. And if you show any emotion while doing that, my tribe will eat you.' So the man gets in 3 apples, but cries out in pain and the tribe eats him. The second man comes with 10 of the smallest berries you could ever find, and the cannibal chief tells him what the second test is, and how he can't show any emotion. The man gets 9 berries in, but starts bursting out laughing and the tribe eats him. So in heaven the man with the apples tells the man with the berries ' Why the fuck did you laugh?! Just one more berry and you could've lived ! ' So the man with the berries, still laughing, tells him ' I couldn't help it! I saw the last guy bringing pineapples! '
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:14, Reply)