We're not responding to him, exactly
He just happens to be in the room while we take the piss out of him.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're saying you'd discuss me if I wasn't here?
That hasn't gone well.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)

We would.
We'd say, "Isn't it lovely and quiet today. Cup of tea anyone? Fruitcake? Anal penetration?"

But you wouldn't know this: You're never here and not posting, just sitting enjoying the gentle hum. Maybe you should try it? Just for an hour? Or maybe you know you wouldn't be able to face /talk again...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:32, Reply)