I saw some emo kid wandering around
In the corridor outside my office, looking lost.

I told him to come in, and he did.

I asked him what he was looking for, all the while doing my best not to laugh at him.

He reached into his pocket and got out a marker pen, and said, in a quiet voice "Can I have a new pen please?".

I got him one, and just as he turned to leave shouted "OI!"

He span around to look at me, terrified.

I said "You're not gonna sniff it, are you?"

"No." he replied.

Then he ran off.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:58, Reply)