That'd be the PVA.
I watched a very disturbing programme last night about people that are sexually attracted to machines, such as cars.

One guy claimed that he had had sex with Airwolf, and nearly cried when he talked about it crashing.

And then, the docco crew caught him cranking one off the wrist over another guys car (a TransAm Pontiac) in a motel car park in the dead of night (he'd also left an obvious ejection by the wheel of their truck).

The documentary closed with what I think is an Oscar Winning line:

"Dude, did you Jizz on my car?"

EDIT: There are many strange people in this world, and no mistake...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:21, Reply)