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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's the difference.......Between an Italian grandmother and an elephant?
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I'm not going torespond with "Your gran isn't Italian".
Tempting though it might be.
*runs for his life*
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 17:18,
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And here I would have thoughtit was "junk in the trunk".
(Actually, with an elephant that takes on a wholly new and thoroughly disturbing potential meaning...)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:13,
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Opiate-dependent pachyderms?Hah!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:44,
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It's not as far-fetched as you might think.I've seen a picture of a guy sexually assaulting a cow's nose. Why not an elephant's?
And now I'm off to go vomit.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 18:48,
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Pass me the bucketwhen you're done with it.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:29,
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Something to do with the capacity of both of themto remember...
For ever....
Or maybe only the Italian grandmother would leave behind a horse's head.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:17,
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