I thought
that, perhaps, you could offer one of your gem-stone selling friends a cheap steak and bottle of house wine in exchange for a 'receipt' for two hundred quid's worth of 'cubic zirconia' in case you do get picked up. Stuff it in a folder with a bunch of other random receipts and dig it out if you need to. Mr Average Customs Clerk isn't likely to be a genius when it comes to gems, are they?

Obviously they're probably wise to this sort of crap but might be worth a shot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:18, Reply)