I really am above it all
getting all het-up over it isn't going to do anybody any good.

I don't want to let it go, you're right, I could easily just click 'ignore', but I like responding to your posts because I know that you'll never come back with anything wittier than 'you're fat and I'm superior'.

I call you names because every time you're here you call everybody fat and claim that you're superior, and it's the most boring thing that I've ever read. I'm just trying to liven it up a little.

Lots of love, your superior, you thick-as-pig-shit internet fatty.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:49, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Hey!
Who wants to watch me harass some local schoolchildren?


Name calling.. Again.....
Tut. Tut. Tut.
(Jam Master etc, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:52, Reply)

Ahhh....
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you fat, or claim to be your superior, I was just copying somebody who thinks they're cool.

...and I didn't realise that you were a schoolchild, I should have guessed really.
(Jam Mister Geordie wants to build bridges, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)