Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right, that's got rid of himNow, Bert, kneel down and undo Porky's fly
*flicks open knife*
Right now, Bert, please.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:36, 1 reply, 17 years ago)
You mean like this?*kneels*
*unzips fly*
*opens mouth*
*moves slowly forward*
*gobbles hungrily*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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Wow. I didn't need the knife, did I!I do apologise Sir, I had no idea you were so accomodating. Such skills, such enthusiasm!
Queue behind me, I'm feeling heavy :-)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:56, Reply)
No problem, MrI aim to please, and you should always aim for the eyes, that's where I like it best.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 10:58,
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Oh Bert!!You truly are a miracle worker. "Rise Lazarus" he said. So I picked up my pallyass.....
(, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)
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