Not as awesome as it would be
if you were there too, her mouth tongue lapping at your balls as we both high-five each other and change ends at half time.

EDIT come now Rachel, you know you can take us both. You're a real woman, a liberated female, you don't let society judge you by your actions. It's perfectly ok for you to meet a couple of strangers sex pests off the internet; one of which is geordie, the other part simian, have your wicked way with us both, and then leave, going home with nothing more than the crusty stains on the front of your Jane Norman underpants as evidence that any of it did in fact, ever happen.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, Reply)