WHO HAS THE BIGGEST SHOES?
MY SHOES ARE NOT VERY BIG. I HATE PEOPLE WHO WEAR CHEAP SHOES. THEY SHOULD BE KILLED.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:40, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

My shoes were £4.
*prepares noose*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:52, Reply)

I'm on holiday today
I've got a week off for the first time in about six months. Sitting here, sipping tea, slowly waking up, it suddenly hit me that I have nothing to worry about all week except shopping, relaxing. I get to see daylight. I get to go to bed when I want and get up when I can be arsed (provided I've remembered to put a parking voucher in my car), and can drink beer on a night other than Friday. Heck, I'll even be considering beer before bed on Friday, as I wont be near the point of collapse.

In short, I'm in a fantastically good mood. Too good to waste.

Please feel free to pretend I wrote something hugely sardonic and cutting here, leaving you to cry in your mum's basement till Lunchtime. I'll be outside enjoying Real People(tm), woohoo!

Hugs and kisses,
MrOli
Xxx
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57, Reply)

I love shoes
I have more shoes than any normal man should have. They're all fab.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, Reply)

Bigger Shoes
Nah thanks, I already bought one from the chap up the road.

/coat.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, Reply)

well
you know what they say about men with big shoes.

oh.



oh well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:28, Reply)

PJM
That's groanworthy! Have you been watching too much Peter Kay?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:33, Reply)