Dok
Never ask a lady how she is doing on the internet.

You will appear to be (a) desperate and (b) a fatty, and thus be flamed by people from the planet of /talk.

Play it cool. Ask them what their favourite flavour of WKD is, or about their favourite football team. Get to know them, make them feel special.

Then once you've got their interest, invite them to a rendezvous at the local bus station. And insist on buying the chips.

You'll be in. Trust me.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 20:33, Reply)