A letter to Santa,
Dear Santa,

Thanks for getting me the 'V' boxset (hiding it under the missus side of the bed may have been a bit misguided though) and thanks for possibly getting me the Clone Wars DVD (no idea where you've hidden that).

However, what I would really like is a front page entry on B3TA. My entry for the week can be seen here:

www.b3ta.com/questions/hell/post330481

If you could sort this for me it would be much appreciated.

Thanks Santa,

Love from Mike (age 30 and 9months)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:53, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Spamming your answer here so you can get more clicks?
FOR SHAME!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:58, Reply)

That's a fucking cheeky pimp right there :)
Stick to the HSH threads, else they'll all be doing it!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:36, Reply)

HSH?
What are those?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:40, Reply)

HSH
I have it on good authority that Santa doesn't read that bit - he just relies on Rudolph to pass on any posts of interest.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:41, Reply)

Home sweet home
I don't understand them at all.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:42, Reply)

HSH
is just a place to hang out and chat for the day/night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:45, Reply)

No3L
ummmm, I know that but like I said, I don't think Santa bothers reading it.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:55, Reply)

I was replying
to Mr/Ms Chomp up there :)

*adds Rudolph to Friend list*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:02, Reply)

ahhhhh,
I see

*leaves extra carrot for Rudolph and mince pie for Santa in the hope they pay attention to my letter*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:06, Reply)

Surely
You're going to Hell for this?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:07, Reply)

Your going to hell for wanting the Clone Wars DVD.
That much is a given.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 12:44, Reply)