Ouch
I can see an explosion of red, plastic and antlers.

Ouchy! You seem a tad accident prone, the comedy injuries from opening a tin of paint amused me.

I once washed up and needed three stitches.

I did fall off the back of a running machine once too. I grabbed the bar to stop myself falling on my face and in doing so removed all the skin from my kneecaps.

I had the choice of getting back on or having a cry. I got back on and ran the last mile with blood streaming down my legs, because I fancied the girl on the machine next to me.

I've broken a lot of gym equipment in my time. Three treadmills, four bikes, a step machine and two rowing machines to dat.e
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)