I'm only online for a bit
And yes, I am a rubbish comedian,.

Did you see me being the support act for Amateur Transplants last week? It went down so shittily, they asked me to help them with their tour next year.

Because I'm truly that shit.
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I hear you shagged loads of fit birds too!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:51, Reply)

..and knocked out Mr. T.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)

I bet I.. pitied his fool!
Apologies for length
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)

he ran over Mr T in his Ferrari
he couldn't see where he was going because of all the fit bird's knockers in his face

plus, he'd taken loads of drugs
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)

Whilst being touched up by somebody? Or whilst sleeping with somebody who'd never, ever admit to this themselves?
Corr..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:00, Reply)

I'm surprised there's been no stories about an older brother raping them in this week's QOTW.

(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)

Pfft. That'd never happen.
Oh wait.

Just remembered where I was.

AND THEY PAID ME TO SHAG THEM TOO!
(__, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:52, Reply)