I've made, EXCELLENT footsteps towards harmony with this. So I'm giving it to you again in a more well seen light. On the internet.
Ok.
You know how we as a human race like to track hurricanes, so we can monitor and warn people of it's impending strike on land?
Well, imagine a portly fellow wobbles onto QOTW for lively lies and fabrications about his stellar sex life with real life girls, rather akin to second life but without those GEEKS, eh? ;) Those geeks eh? You aren't that sad.
Imagine this gentleman, just as he reaches the PC, drops his gateaux all over the floor. NIGHTMARE! Not like the "Knightmare" you're all probably used to. With the bearded lad and the nonce elves, "WHERE ARE YOU?" "I'M IN A ROOM WITH A FOREST", etc.
Anyway, I'm leading off track. "Portly Fellow A" is now enraged, and as he sits down on QOTW, JMG is on.. Ugh!! That ruddy JMG! I'll show him!
So PF-A decides to have a right go at JMG's every other post, slagging him off as quickly as possible so all the girls can see what an excellent quipster he really, really is. Thus repairing slightly his ever-so-slightly damaged feelings over the gateaux that he's now helping up from the carpet with a desert spoon 50% garnished with trodden wools.

What if this could all happen for everybody to see?
QOTW, TALK, everybody you think exists on the internet?

Wouldn't this, a brilliant reality of fusion make all of your great big wobbly dreams complete?
There's more girls, more people, more FUN on /talk! Come on! It's like you're filthy Communist Russia, where you're told what to do and you have to apply to have fun. As to where we're the swinging west. Happy, free and with a lot less ratio of people to warts.


Chins up and hoist your dump truck butts over to /talk. See me as a man dressed in 80's attire and a "Frankie says Das Relaxen" t-shirt, hammering into your wall of confusion and denial.



We truly are better people, and I am head and shoulders over you all.


Shut down QOTW, expand /talk. 2009.


*Victory signs*
*Flares*
*GMoS endorsed sexy party*
*JMG Anthem*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:20, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So what are you all having for dinner then?

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:22, Reply)

CAN YOU PUT FORWARD A MORE OPEN WOMAN, AND REMOVE THE HOUSEWHALE IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A LAST STANCE OF MISERY AND DEFIANCE. THANK YOU KINDLY CAPTAIN CAPS.
JMG repeats himself.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:25, Reply)

you posted this above brilliant qotw post

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)

Mr PC
I know, I was just interested in what you all were having for dinner. I only got one reply.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:24, Reply)

I was talking about the bloke
who decided to tell us how he spunked on his shirt
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:28, Reply)

Psycho!
Just let the girl on the internet have her ATTENTION.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Gotcha Mr PC
JMG that doesn't answer my question though. What are you having for dinner?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:31, Reply)

That was some of the worst timing, PC, quite right
Poor shirt, lol
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:35, Reply)

JMG et al
Right, if you want us on talk, I'm heading over there.

*picks up coat and bag*
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:38, Reply)

Excellent.
Another victory for JMG, development of the internet and common sense.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Best move this, then. I'm streamlining on here, also.
Well done
Some excellent points there.

So, in a nutshell, there's more girls to show off to in /talk, more chance for nobodies like us to bathe in your glory, with some of your genius hopefully rubbing off a little on us all? You're suggesting that all us fatties stick together, each getting a little better looking online as each side of the banter progresses?

But what if I want to start a new topic not directly related to the current question, without everyone shouting 'Threadwaste!' at me? What if I'm not interested in impressing any girls? What if I want to get an actual opinion out of somebody on something important, without 10 subject-line-only "sympathy reply"s?

You've spend a long time telling us you don't like us, but now you want our help?

I need more convincing. Next point please :-)

Edit: I'm now looking at the words "Grown up debate" and trying to work out how it relates to your post. Please feel free to include illumination in your next debate response.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:29, Ignore, I like this!)

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I'll answer these points off quickly as I'm also elsewhere.
First paragraph.
Whatever you wish to make of it. All we know is that you'll be better, and it can streamline bullying and correcting without us better people having to hop boards.

Second.
A typical QOTW issue.
You don't HAVE to start a new thread straight away to get yourself all the cuddly cyber attention you want right off the bat.
Sit in for a bit, reply to others, share the internet attention!
As for the not impressing the girls bit, perhaps you're a bit of a Moohalaa. He tends for these issues.

Third.
No. I usually go for telling you I want to IMPROVE you. I don't think I've preached HATE or a dislike that much now have I?
That's just bending facts a little bit, right there. Come on now, QOTW.. ..We've discussed this.
Chin up, now. Nobody hates you. You're only an internet user.

Fourth.
Good use of the smiley to express an emotion of calmness you wish people to notice. Well played AOL there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:41, Delete, Edit, I like this!)
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)