Ah, the delightful Miss Badger
No. I am generally a figure of extreme politeness and really, brought my boy up to be better behaved than he demonstrates on here.

Unfortunately, he took the mantra 'if a thing is worth saying, it's worth saying a million times' a little bit too literally.

He may come across like a badly manufactured talking toy doll with a limited number of phrases, but his heart's in the right place.

In a box under the stairs...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 20:12, Reply)