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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Turd in a boxWrite a nice letter to London zoo explaining that you are a keen amatuer biologist.
Ask them if they could send you a stool sample from an elephant for a study you are currently doing into methane extraction, telling them 8- 10 kilos should do the trick.
Enclose a £10 note to cover postage/donate to the zoo.
Await hilarious results as a large box of elephant dung is delivered to the in laws! (providing you remember to put their name and address on the letter)
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RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 13:39,
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