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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In an earlier thread I quoted some of the body changes that rugby gave me and, in view of the general female concencus about the desirability of the male rugby players' thighs, I thought I'd measure my legs!*
Calves = 19" and solid as toned granite**
Thighs = 27" and as well-defined as a Stephen Fry monologue***
Shame about the lardbucket they have to lug about, eh?
*How fucking bored am I right now.
** But not available in as many colours.
*** How's THAT for a simile!?
( , Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)
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