Well, Bert, allow me to retort
That pickled foetus is a better lover than you'll ever be! For a start, it lasts longer than your record of 14 seconds, plus it doesn't cry every time I am a bit forceful with my manipulations.

Let us also not forget that that dear foetus (which you conveniently forget is named 'The Intestinator') gapes my ravaged hole far better than your trouser-tapeworm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:15, Reply)