Bert
An immigrant family would be welcome in my cavernous cackchute, they're hard working and always grateful, compared to your pathetic attempts at 'making love'. Plus rollmopps give me the raging horn.

I tried, I really did, to make the best of your nethernipple and your epileptic flailings, but you can't polish a stinking 12-pint-and-kebab turd.

Which, incidentally, is your masturbation technique.

Edit: Becky, I moved in last week, as the rent's cheaper than my old place, and i've always wanted to be a kangaroo joey.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)