Becky
It doesn't matter who I'm with, I'm always the girl. Because I have an incredibly tight ringpiece, and a penchant for penis.

Lab, there is nothing wrong with my attempts at making love to you, it's just that it would take an army of grit-covered Sumo wrestlers carrying killers whales to satisfy your mighty gorge.

My masturbation technique is legendary among scatological forums, two girls and one cup mean nothing when compared to my faeces ridden rummages, there are certain cast members of Hollyoaks who would pay top dollar to see a bit of my shitwanking.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)