I like to play Devil's Advocate
I think that MPs should be able to hide their expenses. I mean, they're running the country on our behalf, they should be entitled to spend as much as they like, without fear that we're going to be snooping around, telling them off for booking their mistress in for a fancy dinner at the Ivy.
They work really hard for us, they rarely receive any thanks, they're all under a lot of pressure and have very important jobs to do. Public scrutiny just makes their jobs even more difficult.
Leave them be.

Nah, I'm taking the piss. They're fat, overpaid, workshy, inept... no, totally fucking useless, wankers who need a good kick up the arse.
Genocide, anyone? Go on, you know you want to.

*writes letter to MP*
*seals it with fresh poo*

/former council employee
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 8:06, Reply)