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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Look out for...1) The copy of White Dwarf in his bag - if he doesn't know an Ork from a Space Marine, I'm a dutchman.
2) The copy of MicroMart, complete with well-thumbed adverts and ringed prices as he attempts to spec-up his dream PC. He'll also have the fastest internet connection money can buy. In his mum's house. Where he lives. So he can download *all* the pr0n in the world.
3) Dandruff. He'll have it. Along with a faint whiff of Vosene and body odour...
4) the German Army parka jacket, the Para boots or the army surplus satchel/bag - he's bound to have one of these things. Along with a Leatherman tool on his belt (probably a fake).
If he has any or all of these traits, combined with the annoying personal habits and ailure to turn down his hone, etc, then I believe it is legal to beat him to death with his own keyboard...
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