Official job title:
Strategy Development Powerpoint Monkey

Ideal job: One where I can sit all day thinking up analogies and getting paid silly money for it. If I could do that, I'd be as happy as a tramp who wakes up on a sunny summer's day to find a Netto carrier bag under his bench, containing a two litre bottle of own brand strong cider, four packets of fags, a copy of yesterday's Daily Sport, half a ham and cheese sandwich and 75p in change.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 16:06, Reply)