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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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@bazI once managed to jizz in my GFs eye. Its hard not to laugh even though she's crying in pain - literally. It went very very red and bloodshot and so she was freaking out, 'Fuck, fuck,fuck - I have to meet the girls for lunch in an hour. What the fuck am I supposed to say happened to my eye'.
'Umm, tell them the truth. Just say you're a filthy whore who wanted jizz all over your face and some went in your eye. I'm sure they'll appreciate the honesty'.
'Just fuck you. OK, fuck you'.
Cue more hilarious laughter after that. She too didn't leave me. haha...
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