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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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/talk and /board seem to be failing at the moment
What wisdom or shelter will /off topic offer us?

Show us kindness in this time of need.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:14, 10 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
Only if you bend over
and allow Bert Monkeysex to take you roughly from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:15, Reply)
@chickenlady
I don't think that Bert normally waits to be allowed...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)
oh, I'll bring the chili sauce lube.
Let's make it a real splash!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)
I'm the saviour of b3ta
Jesus sent me here with a zone 2 travel pass and a bottle of wine. Bow and scrape at my size 10 shoes and curiously shaped ears.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:19, Reply)
We offer you the sanctuary of our curiously moist meat socks
Payment will be expected. What do you bid?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:26, Reply)

*sews lemons to kittens and fires them at Peter Davison*

Sour pussy attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)
You have my axe.
*minces over*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 16:32, Reply)
hey man i tried this before friz man i offered secrets for top OT tier posting status
they betrayed and backstabbed me
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:31, Reply)
Open arms, Boondocks
Open arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 20:45, Reply)
Yeeeess, I remember that
You appeared, posted shite, we called you, you fucked off.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 18:46, Reply)

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