@PJM
Absolutely.

Why the fuck did Southwest Trains decide that last weekend was a great time to close the line between Clapham Junction and Barnes, the very same weekend that TFL gave advance warning it was closing the District Line? Anybody want to get to Wandsworth or Putney that weekend? Tough shit, we're not going to let you.

And while I'm here: First Great Western. How in the name of jolly-rogering-fuck do you justify charging me £20 for a day return from London to Reading? I can get all the way from London to fucking Southampton and back ON DIFFERENT DAYS for the same price. You are cocks.

EDIT: Actually, I'm going to carry on. Back to SWT - tell me, why Surbiton is technically in Zone 6, even though it's closer to London than a large proportion of zone 5 and, I daresay, a few parts of zone 4? I'll tell you why: you spotted a commuter-town-cash-cow and decided you'd shift the boundaries so that you could milk anybody travelling into London from Surbiton. You arrogant kitten-raping, vomit-gurgling fuckbags. Did you honestly think we wouldn't notice?

Oh, I'm sorry: did I hear you say you needed the money to improve your service? Just HOW THE FUCK HAS THIS SERVICE BEEN IMPROVED AS A RESULT OF MY INORDINATELY MORE EXPENSIVE TICKET? I STILL HAVE TO FIGHT MY WAY ONTO A TRAIN WHICH APPEARS TO BE A CARRIAGE SHORTER EVERY WEEK ONLY TO SPEND HALF AN HOUR WITH MY SPINE BENT TO FIT THE WALLS OF THE CARRIAGE, WITH SOME VILE LITTLE CHAV KID STANDING HALF-ON MY TOES AND WITH MY NOSE IN SOME OTHER FUCKER'S SWEATY PINSTRIPED ARMPIT!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 16:02, Reply)