hungover former waitress /rant
saying hello to all food service people and sledge maniacs.

vampyrecat: I worked as a bar-back, bus-boy (cleaning off tables and empties) and finally a waitress for years as I went to college. the money was good. but some people are cunts, aren't they.

"I want a diet coke. With lemon and ice on the side in a separate glass." I heard this many times. Once a girl accused me of spitting in her drink - she was jealous that her date had smiled at me. "You aren't getting a tip, you fucking bitch!" shouted at me in the midst of dinner. All my other tables were aghast.

My last night waitressing I took off my apron, slashed it up with scissors and went to the corner and burned the fucking thing in a garbage can.

For the record: people should always tip. Always. If you can't afford it, stay home! Grr.
( cackers, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)