Good luck with that VC!
And regarding your previous statement relating to your big purple dildo, and it's subsequent dwarfing of Mr Bertitude's own magenta minge-masher, I have this to say.

The average length of a dildo or vibrator is considerably larger than the average length of the human penis. This is due to two reasons:

1. Women objectify the penis and are overly and unreasonably demanding in their expectations.

2. The average dildo length is somewhat skewed by Bert's butt plug, which the layman knows as Mt. Everest.

As an aside, the ascent team would like to report that last night Mr Bert finally managed to accommodate his second base camp, and expectations are high for a complete encapsulation by early 2010.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:35, Reply)