^^this.
I had a... well, relationship isn't quite the right word for it... a fling, shall we say, with a former stripper. Big girl (meaning very tall, not fat), with surgically enhanced D-cups. They were unnaturally firm, they were the wrong shape, and when I squeezed them I could faintly hear a creak as of plastic rubbing on plastic. When they were implanted some nerves were cut, so they were also completely numb- she could feel pressure against them and pain if her nipples were pinched hard, but no erotic feeling was left in them. She said it was almost like they weren't a part of her anymore.

It creeped me out, to be honest.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 19:11, Reply)