I hate to inform you Bert, but my standards are imperiously higher than yours so the chances of you even catching a whiff of her lubricating fanny juices, is slim to none.

Butt-ugly people like yourself should refer to crude internet dating sites, where you can post pictures of your tiny weiner as it desperately tries to escape the thick red pubics and overlooming fat hairy belly.

Ahem, on topic why the hurry? I fear with each passing night of romance she falls deeper for me. Christ I am up my own arse! The truth is I can't see us ever having a long term relationship so the longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to end.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:00, Reply)