I forgot about this thread
I didn't realise there had been replies.

I seriously, honestly doubt very much whether your standards are higher than mine. I could spend an age going on about how wonderful, beautiful and intelligent Mrs Monkeysex is, but as this is the internet, I know that would be futile.

My tiny weiner? I take it that you've seen Hitlercock then? You must be upset because a) you were stupid enough to look at a picture of my cock, despite the warnings, and b) you feel so emasculated by it that you feel the need to mock my size to make yourself feel better. There, there pathetic little man, I'm sure yours will grow if you keep pulling it.
Fat, hairy belly? Hmm, you got the hairy right, and I do have a bit of a paunch for a slim person, but you'd only know that if you'd been watching me through my bedroom window from across the street with nightvision goggles, furiously masturbating and wishing that some day you could be half as awesome as me.

The girl is better off without you, and must have confidence issues if she's allowed you to use her for so long. I hope that she finds somebody twice the man that you'll ever be, and goes on to live a happy, fulfilling life.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)