When I worked in an office
some woman turned up to make sure I could sit on a chair. Despite telling her that at 33 years old I am quite capable of sitting in a chair I had to do it anyway.
So I said to her 'I am rather short, to have my chair at a comfortable height for the keyboard it means that my feet don't touch the floor on a Friday. (didn't wear heels on a Friday) Can I have a foot rest thing? Otherwise I find it far more comfortable to sit with a leg tucked under me and that bends my spine'.
'No, you don't need one'.
'But my feet don't touch the floor'.
'Well you don't need one'.

So I killed her and ate her eyes. (or not)

Now I'm a teacher which involves being punched by 10 year olds. Fuck all health and safety here!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 23:15, Reply)