Mate of mine was travelling with his father on a bus from Ely to Cambridge at the weekend and they ended up sitting near to an entirely black clad 14 year old who was listening to music from his mobile… without earphones.

Twunt.

Now my friend generally looks like a Sunday broadsheet reader but he is well up on his popular music and could spot that the album being listened to was Encore by Eminem. After about half an hour of annoying hiss and crackle, a fiendish plan was hatched. Whispering to his 60 year old dad he fed him the exact dialogue required to start a conversation with this street smart gansta from The Fens.

“Is that Eminem’s last album? Are you looking forward to his new release Relapse? To be honest I prefer his earlier stuff when he was rapping with Snoop and Dre.”

“…”

The remainder of the bus journey was enjoyed in peace and quiet.
( djtrialprice, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:18, Reply)