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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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...microsoft related. You know everytime Powerpoint or Word crashes and you get that little 'Would you like to report the failure to Microsoft?' window, and of course you don't because what would be the fucking point?
Well, last time it happened it occurred to me that there's probably an office somewhere in Seattle which is the 'Failure reports' office. I imagined four or five Homer Simpson lookalikes sitting around with their feet up on their desks, eating doughnuts. Their job? Whenever one of these 'Failure reports' comes in - they delete it with their right index finger while raising the middle finger of their left hand and muttering 'Sucker.'
I'm having a great day.
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