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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Partial pearoast from "Pubs"I was accosted by the manager of a local pub that was being refurbished, on my way out to work.
"Whaddya think of the new pub plans" he asked, "We're getting new toilets and the lounge is getting new seats and a full makeover, we're even going to do food!" he exclaimed excitedly.
"Well" I replied, "It's going to be an uphill struggle and I hope your contractors are specialists".
"They ARE" he replied.
"Really!?" I said, "I thought "turd polishing" was a dying art".
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