Must be something in the water
For I too had a pure white hair in my beard. I rushed to see the vicar to ask him what it may mean, and he turned me away.

I rushed to the Rabbi, and he shut the door in my face.

I asked a soothsayer, who said me no sooths and advised me not to let the door hit my arse on the way out.

In the end I tweezered the fucker, and put it down to it being just a hair.

EDIT: OK, the Stones are dull, but there's no need to go around having a go at the ZEP!

And beards rule.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 23 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)